"When you're young, you look at television and think, There's a conspiracy.
The networks have conspired to dumb us down.
But when you get a little older, you realize that's not true.
The networks are in business to give people exactly what they want.
That's a far more depressing thought. Conspiracy is optimistic!
You can shoot the bastards! We can have a revolution!
But the networks are really in business to give people what they want.
It's the truth."